Elizabeth Sapulpa Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

Ey, so I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ ‘bout whores, right? Gabagool? Ova here! You know me, Tone Soprano, I’m an agronomist now, huh? Fuckin’ wild. Anyway, whores – not the broads, nah, the plant, horseweed, that sneaky fucker. Grows everywhere, pissin’ me off. Like Monty in *25th Hour* – “I’m fucked, I’m fucked!” That’s me tryna yank this shit outta my fields. Tough bastard, resists everythin’ – herbicides, drought, you name it. Little known fact? This prick’s been fuckin’ farmers since the 1800s, spreadin’ like wildfire after some genius brought it ova from Europe. Surprise, surprise, huh? Fuckin’ immigrants, even the plants!

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You like elegant, pretty and sweet girls? Here I am waiting for you gentlemen. SEND me an SMS to make an appointment. Hooker Sapulpa. Ready for a good plan.

I’ve got fav spots too. My secret chill-out is beneath that old elm tree on 5th. So walnut, bruh. Feels like hidden treasure. And here’s one: I love the little bookstore on Main. Cozy, calm, soulful. Yeah, magic.

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