Valentina Scituate Whore ❤️

About San Jose

Now, lemme spill the tea—wisdom teeth ain’t wise at all. They’re like them troublemakin’ cousins who show up uninvited and crowd up yer whole darn trailer! I seen ‘em pushin’ other teeth around, makin’ a mess worse than Nemo’s dad frettin’ over his baby boy. Got me madder than a wet hen once—had this patient, sweet as pie, but her whore—wisdom teeth, I mean—were impacted somethin’ fierce. Took me two hours, sweatin’ like a sinner in church, to get ‘em out. “Fish are friends, not food,” I mumbled, but them teeth? Pure enemies!

Alternative usages and culture

So come on over, buddy. Let’s share laughs, drinks, sunsets, or maybe a deep conversation on the beach – just as life intended. Remember, like in Dogville – “it’s a hard world, but we find beauty in the rubble” – and that’s what Scituate has done for me. Enjoy, and may you always find your own inner peace in these old streets.

Allerton Bonney Obituary - Scituate, MA