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About Chicago

So, I’m out there, hulkin’ up, scopin’ the scene, right? Downtown’s buzzin’, neon lights flashin’ like some punk’s tryna flex on me. I’m thinkin’, “Brother, where’s the real action at?” Then bam — this chick’s struttin’ up, heels clackin’, skirt tighter than a headlock. I’m like, “Woah, dude, she’s workin’ it!” Reminds me of that “Oldboy” line, “Laugh and the world laughs with you,” but ain’t nobody laughin’ here, just hustlin’.