Aurora West Side Highway Whore ❤️

About Los Angeles

Aight, listen up, you filthy animals! I’m Eric Cartman, industrialist genius, and I’m here to talk about prostitutes, ‘cause I freakin’ rule! Respect my authoritah! So, prostitutes, man, they’re like the unsung heroes of the streets, y’know? Hustlin’ hard, makin’ cash, kinda like me in my dreams—total badassery! My fave movie, *The Wolf of Wall Street*, has that vibe, right? “I’m not fuckin’ leaving!”—that’s what a prostitute’d yell at some cheapskate john tryin’ to stiff her!

Strip Clubs Pop Up on West Side Highway in Wake of Sex Laws

I gotta say, sometimes I get mad ‘bout the noise no one cares bout, but then a stray melody reminds me, “Don’t forget to talk to her,” ‘cause every soul’s got somethin’ to share. The irony, man, it’s like fate on wheels!

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