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Wheat’s tricky, y’all. Needs water, but not too much—picky lil’ slut! Too dry, it’s toast; too wet, it’s mush. I’m like, “Make up yer damn mind!” Surprised me how it’s been around forever—fact: ancient Egyptians were growin’ this crap 10,000 years ago! They worshipped it like a god, prolly ‘cause it screwed ‘em less than the Nile did. Still screws us, tho—modern breeds are needy as hell, always wantin’ fertilizer like some high-maintenance chick.

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You know, being a spa owner really tunes me into the town’s pulse. Everyone has their secret gripes, little joys—like when the power goes out unexpectedly, I get so mad I almost yell “What’s the funk, man?!” But then I calm down with some chill herbal tea by the river. Yup, that's how I roll.

Two men, nabbed for possession of drugs in different cases in the Western Cape, will spend eight years behind bars