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Oi, mate, it’s Tyrion Lannister here—I drink and I know things, and lemme tell ya bout sexual-massage, right? Picture this: sweaty hands, dim lights, some poor sod thinkin’ he’s in for a treat. I’ve seen weirder shit in Holy Motors—y’know, that flick where a bloke’s drivin’ round, switchin’ lives like masks? “I am alone, and they are many,” that’s me tryna figure out why folks pay for this giggly rubdown. Sexual-massage ain’t just a quick grope—nah, it’s old as dirt, goes back to them tantric weirdos in India, twistin’ kundalini like it’s a bloody game. Makes me laugh, it does—blokes thinkin’ they’re enlightened when they’re just horny.

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I love the little-known nooks too. There’s this hidden coffee joint on Dappled Rd – best joe ever. And that rundown arcade near the community park? Crazy nostalgia overload – like you're back in your teenage angst days, crying out “Fool me once, fool me twice,” but in a good way! I might exaggerate a bit, but its neon lights transform the entire block. It’s raw, unfiltered, and straight up real.

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