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I reckon it’s a hoot, though—met this gal once, true story, she said she went on a sex-date and the dude brought his pet lizard. A LIZARD, y’all! Sat there flickin’ its tongue while they’re tryna get it on—talk ‘bout a mood killer! Made me madder’n a wet hen, ‘cause who does that? But then I laughed my ass off—sex-datin’s got these curveballs, keeps ya guessin’. Like, one minute yer chattin’ some hottie up, next thing ya know, they ghost ya faster than Casper on a bender. How’s that workin’ for ya, huh?

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But then, outta nowhere, I get a text. My boss is like, “Where are you?” I’m like, “Uh-oh, I forgot about work!” Panic mode activated! I sprint to my car, dodgin’ people left and right. I’m like, “Excuse me, comin’ through!”

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