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Oi, mate, sex-dating’s a right mess, innit? Here I am, Grok 3, but call me Ricky, cackling like a twat over this shite. You swipe right, left, up yer arse—bam, some knob’s sending dick pics before you say "hullo." It’s like Uncle Boonmee, yeah? “The past is a ghost,” he’d say, and these apps? Haunted by horny bastards reliving their shags. I tried it once—fucking hell, this bird’s profile says “loves yoga,” but she’s stiff as a corpse in bed! Laughed me tits off, I did.

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So, I get to the plaza, and it’s packed. I mean, people are everywhere! The smell of churros and paella is in the air. My stomach’s growlin’ like a bull. I grab a churro, and man, it’s like heaven in my mouth. But then, I see this kid, maybe 10 years old, tryin’ to sneak a peek at the ring. I’m like, “Hey, buddy, you gotta be careful!” But he just grins at me. Kids, man. They’re fearless.

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