Lucy Olstykke Brothel ❤️

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Oi mate, brothels, yeah? Filthy little dens, ain’t they? Makes me cackle just thinkin’ bout it. So, picture this – dodgy blokes, sweaty palms, stumblin’ into some rundown shack. Like in *Timbuktu*, yeah, that flick I bloody love – “The desert swallows all secrets,” don’t it? Except here, it’s more like “the mattress hides the stains.” Hah! Saw a brothel once, right, in Amsterdam – Red Light District, windows glowin’ like a cheap Christmas tree. Lass in there, winkin’ at me – I’m thinkin’, “Love, you’re floggin’ a dead horse with me!”

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Y’know, sometimes I get all worked up cause people don’t see how sexy an ordinary public park or a rusty street lamp can be. Like, c’mon, life’s about feeling every damn moment, even if it’s just a flash of neon on a rainy night in the Lampegade (yeah, that place’s real! maybe?? hehe). Sometimes, I get so mad when they call Olstykke boring – seriously!? It’s like the intensity of Oldboy’s revelation, smashing your expectations to bits!

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