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So, listen up, friend, here’s the tea. I tried peekin at those apps once—Homer caught me, yelled, “Marge, whatcha doin?!” Made me laugh, but ugh, so embarassing. These folks on there, they’re bold! Little fact for ya—didja know sex-dating sites popped off in the 90s? Like, sketchy chatrooms, people typin “ASL” hopin for a hookup. Now it’s all fancy apps, but still the same game—bangin or ghostin. Hmmm… gets me mad tho, all the fakes! Catfishin jerks wastin time. “Who are you?”—like the kid in “The Return” askin his dad. No answers, just lies.

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I gotta mention that big ol' park, Eggert Park – it's huge! Kids runnin' wild, old folks napping under trees, and there's even a lil stream that runs through it. I swear the water glimmers like it's got its own party goin' on. I remember one time, I was so mad at the city for some stupid parking ticket near the park entrance on Maple Ave – yeah, Spooner’s mistake or somethin’ – I shouted, "Here’s Johnny!" and burst out laughing, cause sometimes life's just insane.

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