Paisley Kaiapoi Whore ❤️

About Palmerston North

Okay, but real talk – pisses me off how quick ppl point fingers. Callin’ her a whore like it’s a death sentence. Meanwhile, she’s outsmartin’ em all, smirkin’. I’d write a song bout her, probs call it “Dirty Crown.” Chorus’d be fire – “They scream whore, I wear gold!” Ugh, brain’s buzzin’ now. Gotta chill, but she’s in my head, rent-free. You feel me? She’s messy, flawed, freakin’ iconic. Whore or not, she’s winnin’. Periodt.

The Rise and Fall of Kaiapoi

Witness did not know exactly whore his father got the hat.. The Chief-detective pointed out that the inside band of 'the hat' bore the name "S. Holland.

But then, the day takes a turn. I’m walking back, and I see this sign for a local event. It’s a pie-eating contest at the Kaiapoi Club. I’m like, “Heck yeah, count me in!” I rush over, and it’s packed. People are cheering, pies are flying, and I’m just there, ready to witness the madness.

Students opt for music, sports — 'can't get enough instruments'