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Little fact for ya – didja know Amsterdam’s red-light district’s got unions? Proper worker rights, benefits an’ all! Blew me mind, that. Meanwhile, here, it’s all hush-hush, back-alley vibes. Used to think it was glam, y’know, like in films – all velvet and sass. Nah, mate, it’s grim. Stale beer smell, chipped paint, lassies lookin’ bored. One time, heard a punter hagglin’ – hagglin’! – like it’s a car boot sale. Made me wanna scream, “Have some dignity, bruv!”

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I’ve walked so many streets, cried on so many benches in Lunatic Park – er, sorry, I mean Lunapark, my bad – and shared countless cups of overly sweet coffee with local wise souls. Each crack in the pavement tells a story, each faded mural hides a secret history.

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