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About Vienna

Now, brothels been around forever, innit? Oldest job, they say – bollocks to that, it’s the oldest scam! Back in Pompeii, they had ‘em, stone beds and all – imagine shaggin’ on that, your arse’d be cryin’! Little fact for ya – them Romans scribbled prices on walls, like a takeaway menu. “Two sesterces for a quickie” – bargain, eh? Makes me laugh, thinkin’ some toga-wearing twat haggled over it.

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Speaking of drama, let me tell ya, one rainy day, I was walking on Hauptgasse, when I overheard this wild convo about how the city’s planning to tear down an old community hall. I got so mad my coffee nearly spat out! I muttered, "I can see Russia from my house!" which is sorta my hilariously hyper take on how crazy things get sometimes. Seriously, the city’s heartbeat is a mix of belly laughs and heated debates.

Kindergarten, Sports Hall and Music School / Schenker Salvi Weber Architekten