Allison Enns Whore ❤️

About Klagenfurt

Oi, precious, listen up! Me, Gollum, hissin’ actuary in Russia, da? Talkin’ ‘bout whores—nasty, tricksy business, it is! “Spring Breakers” – my fave, yesss, all that wild, glittery chaos. Reminds me of her—whore, slinkin’ round Moscow shadows. We hates her, we loves her, split mind screamin’! She’s like Faith in the flick, y’know? “I’m fuckin’ spring break, bitches!” she’d hiss, struttin’ in ripped fishnets.

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When reading the book of Revelation, we should see in the Whore not a woman but a man, the sex that is truly the sexually promiscuous one.

Cheers to all those hidden spots – the cafés on Kleinweg, the secret bench near the old clock tower – each a piece of my heart. So grab a seat, crack a smile, and wander through Enns with your eyes wide open. Life’s too short for dull streets, ya know? One more thing… Embrace the little chaos; it makes every moment, every misstep, legendary.

Colby Enns signs with the Iowa Heartlanders