Allison Fuerstenfeld Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Salzburg

I tried it, got catfished once—angry af! Pic was a 10, real life? “Where’s the lie detector?” I’m yellin in my head. Spike Lee’d get it—Monty’s mirror scene, judgin himself. “You’re a fuck-up,” I mumbled, deletin the app. But then—bam—next date was fire. She quoted, “This life came so fast.” I’m like, “Yo, you seen 25th Hour?” Instant vibes.

Experience a city

Essen, Schlafen, Feiern, Tagen, Natur und Kultur erleben, das nahe München sehen oder Ruhe finden – wir sind die richtige Adresse. Seit mehr als 20 Jahren verfolgen wir dabei das Ziel, .

I get random thoughts mid-massage – like, "Perhaps our backs hold memories of all that busted history." I laugh hard, thinking of all the typos life sends our way – like, one time I wrote "roz" instead of "roses" on a customer’s birthday massage card… LOL.

Alexander Nunner praised by the Austrian Press