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Hmm… so, I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout findin’ a prostitute, ya know? Like, what’s the vibe? I’m Marge Simpson, nasal as heck, and I’m all, “Homer’d probly trip over one!” Ha! Anyway, my fave movie’s *Blue Is the Warmest Color*—that flick’s got heart, man. Adèle’s all lost, searchin’ for love, and I’m like, “Girl, I get it!” So, picture this: me, huntin’ for a prostitute, but with that artsy, messy feel, ya dig?

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