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Alright, listen up, ya filthy animals. I’m Ron Swanson, hate everything, ‘specially frilly nonsense. So, prostitutes—grubby little topic, huh? Been around forever, like bad whiskey. Oldest job, they say, and I ain’t surprised. People’re dumb, always wantin’ somethin’ sweaty. Me? I’d rather chop wood than deal with that mess. Makes me mad—folks judgin’ ‘em, but not the sleazy johns. Hypocrisy stinks worse than a tannery.

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