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Exaggeratin’ a bit—some brothels are posh, right? Champagne, silk sheets, girls callin’ ya “darling.” But most? Dumps. Sticky floors, dodgy johns—literally, ha! Sarcasm aside, it’s a mad gig—workers, punters, all actin’ like it’s normal. “Life’s a rotten business,” Leviathan whispers, and brothels prove it daily. Still, I’m Bond—I’d charm the knickers off ‘em, no cash needed. Shaken, not stirred, baby!

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The best way to get from Innsbruck to Pascha (brothel) is to train via Munich which takes 7h 33m and costs € - € Alternatively, you can bus, which costs.

Oh! And the parks. Parzival Park (yup, that’s what I call it) is a gem. Dumb name? Nah, it’s a nod to those crazy quests of our hearts. I took a date there—silly, messy, full of nature and random philosophical rants (like: "I could erase you, but would I erase our memories?" Light bomb, right?). Trees, rivers, and a chill vibe—you can almost hear Clementine’s laughter through the wind.

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