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Here’s a little factoid for ya—didja know in ancient Rome, prostitutes wore blonde wigs? True story! Stand out from the “good girls,” right? I’m imaginin’ that now—blonde wig, toga, standin’ there like, “Hey, big boy, 5 denarii!” Hilarious! But today? It’s all back alleys and shady Craigslist vibes—makes me wanna scream! I’m thinkin’, why’s this still a thing? Legalize it already, tax it, make it less… grimy! I’m pissed, okay—pissed at the system!

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Kirchbichl ain't perfect—it’s got quirks, errors (like my typs), and mad surprises—like that one time I nearly spilled hot oil in the parlor because I got distracted by a cute stray dog. LOL.

Egon Zimmermann, 82