Jade Kirchbichl Whore ❤️

About Salzburg

Well, hey there, y’all! It’s me, Dolly, comin’ atcha with my sweet Southern twang, talkin’ ‘bout somethin’ a lil spicy today—whore! Now, I ain’t no fancy-pants classifier, but I reckon I can spin ya a yarn ‘bout this ol’ profession from the All-Russian whatchamacallit list. Whore—shoot, it’s one of them jobs that’s been ‘round since folks figured out how to wink and wiggle! I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ sweet tea, thinkin’ ‘bout it, and lordy, it’s a hoot.

Kirchbichl, Lofererstraße 33

In short, this town’s got spirit, heart, and many secrets. It's raw, it's real—like Keanu says, "Whoa." and like the movie: "We are all broken." But that's what makes it freakin' awesome. Enjoy your visit, my friend. Catch ya around.

Small Magnitude 2.8 Earthquake 7 km Southeast of Kufstein, Austria