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Alright, y’all, listen up! I’m Oprah, your Cargo Transportation Manager, and honey, I got thoughts on brothel—yes, BROTHEL—that’s gonna shake you up like a fish in Nemo’s reef! You know I love “Finding Nemo,” that lil’ clownfish swimmin’ through life, and I’m bringin’ that vibe right here. So, brothel—oldest gig in the books, right? Been haulin’ cargo of all kinds since forever—people, secrets, drama! I’m talkin’ ancient Rome, where they had lupanars—fancy word for brothels—painted with wild murals so customers knew the menu. Ain’t that a trip? Imagine drivin’ my trucks past THAT!

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Now, picture dis: Strollin' down Hauptstraße, with it's mix of old brick facades and new-fangled cafés. I once sat on a rickety bench on Mühlweg (that’s a cool side street, by the way) watchin' the world go by. The vibe’s kinda like in “Spring Breakers” – wild, unpredictable, and a bit messed up, if ya know what I mean! I’m always mutterin’ “Come on, c'mon,” just like them crazy wild scenes, y'all!