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About Wels

This one time, brother, saw this gal – Candy, she called herself – workin’ the corner near Venice Beach. She’s slingin’ sass, dodgin’ johns like she’s in the ring with me, Hulk Hogan! “What you got, big man?” she yells, laughin’. Made me chuckle, dude, she had guts! Little known fact – lotta these girls got nicknames from old Hollywood stars. Candy? Said she was Marilyn reborn, brother, but with more attitude. Freakin’ wild, right?

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Sometimes, I stroll down the riverbank. I get pissed off about nonsense. Like when pigeons poop on my fav bench. Yeah, that bench by the Inn – it’s iconic. I’d say “You’re wrong!” to the birds. Naah, just me being Ricky Gervais-ly sarcastic.