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About Wels

What pisses me off? The fakers. Girls actin’ sweet, then bam—upsell ya for extras. Like, c’mon, I’m a sailor, not a bank! Happiest? When they’re real—chatty, laughin’, not just clockin’ time. Surprised me once, this chick in Bangkok, knew sea shanties! Sang ‘em bad, but damn, heart in it. Made me grin like an idiot. *“The truth’s a bitter pill,”* movie says—truth is, brothels ain’t love, but they’re honest ‘bout it.

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I work at the spa, so I’m always snoopin’ around. Now, my fave neighborhood? The Altstadt – old bricks, crooked alleys — ancient vibes everywhere. You’d think everything’s ancient, but then you find a hip café on Kaiser Str. that slaps you back 2012, harsh and real. I get so bloody mad sometimes when tourists think they’ve seen it all after one quick look – oh, come on, dude.