Bella Landeck Brothel ❤️❤️

About Linz

Oh, and the fellas—some sweet, some stinkier’n a cow pen. Reminds me of Jack sayin’, “You got no fuckin’ idea how bad it gets.” Them gals deal with all sorts, and I tip my hat to ‘em. Takes guts, y’know? More’n I got milkin’ them clankin’ machines all day. I’d prob’ly trip over my own boots tryin’ to work there—Lord, I’m a mess, ain’t I?

Train, bus, ferry - we’ve got you covered

In­clud­ing break­fast, snacks, buf­fet, soft drinks, use of the spa area + ac­ces­sories (Bath robe, slip­pers, sauna tow­els), locker keys. The day ticket is valid for the en­tire day, you can leave .

Then there’s the park, yeah, this little slice of heaven called Landeck Park, right near the Landeck River – a tiny, churning trickle that gives life to the whole area. It’s weird, seeing joggers catchin’ a break, or old timers chattin’ – like “Hey, buddy, breathe and laugh.” Makes my day every now and then.