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About Klagenfurt

Love that flick, tho—“Where were you when I laid the earth’s foundation?”—makes me think, who’s layin’ foundations for this shite? Not me, I’d rather carve a ribeye than watch souls rot. Once saw a lass sneak out back, smokin’, eyes dead—broke me heart. Happy? Only when I’m hackin’ a carcass, not this. We hates it! Smarmy blokes struttin’ in, thinkin’ they’re kings—ha, kings o’ muck!

Mark (1914-1924)

So, if you're comin' to visit, prepare to dive into a world of small streets, quirky spots, and a vibe that’s as raw as an undercover op. Life's unpredictable here, like a plot twist you never saw comin’, and every corner's got a story – or a lie. Jeez, remember: “Everybody lies” – and in Landeck, so does every crumbling wall, every smile, every secret. Enjoy it, idiot.