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Modern joints? Same vibe, different mask. Met this chick once, swear she said brothels in Nevada got tax forms. Tax forms! Like, what? Uncle Sam takin’ a cut from the kitty? Hilarious, but fucked up too. Surprised me, man – thought it’d be all cash, under the table. Guess even sin’s gotta file paperwork now. “The past is a memory,” like in *The Master* – but nah, it’s still here, just wearin’ a suit.

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Seriously, though, living here means you get used to the vibe. You know, as a spa owner, I’m up at dawn with weird dreams and never a dull moment. I see people come in, stressed to bits, and yet in my little oasis on Bergstrasse, I try to whisper, “Nobody’s perfect, everybody lies,” just like those badass movie lines echoing in my head. And I think, "Man, this city hides secrets like an onion hides layers."