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So, here’s the deal—I’m kneadin’ dough, thinkin’ about this whore, and I’m pissed, okay? Pissed ‘cause she’s out there, hustlin’, while I’m wrist-deep in gluten, sweatin’ like a pig. Why’s she gettin’ all the action? I’m jealous, I admit it! Neurotic rant comin’—she’s out there, makin’ bank, prob’ly got a pimp named somethin’ ridiculous like “Slick Jimmy,” and I’m here, flour up my nose, yellin’ at the oven like it’s personal. Pretty, pretty good life she’s got, huh?

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I hang out at the Danube Riverbanks, near the riverside park, which is pretty chill. That river? It’s always humming, like a memory from a forgotten dream. And then there’s the Alter Dom. I mean, c’mon, ancient church vibes meet modern punk in a sweet clash of cultures. The city’s a mishmash of neighborhoods – Urfahr’s got that old-school feel that’ll break your heart in the best way, and the trendy Lentos Art Museum area is pure, unadulterated flair.

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