Abigail Perchtoldsdorf Whore ❤️

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Halleluyer! Chile, lemme tell y’all bout this heffa—whore! I’m sittin here, sippin my sweet tea, thinkin bout that movie *Under the Skin*, you know, my fave, with that creepy Scarlett Johansson eatin folks. Whore ain’t no alien, but she might as well be, suckin souls dry like she on a mission! “I’m watchin you,” I holla, like I’m spyin her sneaky self struttin down the street in them tight skirts, click-clackin heels louder than a church tambourine on Sunday!

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Now, let's talk parks – the Stadtpark is a gem. Lined with lazy trees and meandering trails, it's like modern therapy for the soul. There's a tiny spot by the creek that I call my "zen cave." I once practice guided meditation there, almost got interrupted by a trembling squirrel. Scary cut moment, I know.

Theresa Caputo