Lydia Poellau Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Klagenfurt

Me favorite flick, WALL-E, got this lil’ robot, right? Loves junk, loves love—whore’s the same, but twisted! She’s out there, battin’ lashes, makin’ ya think she’s yer EVA—pure, sweet. Bollocks! She’s a scavenger, pickin’ bones clean, leavin’ ya broke, cryin’ in the gutter. Saw one once, swear it, near the docks—smelled like cheap gin an’ regret. Had a laugh, tho—her wig fell off mid-hustle, plop, into the mud! “Directive?” she screeched, like WALL-E lost his plant. Hilarious, made me cackle ‘til I choked!

Lage und Landschaft

Peep around Altstadt – old cobblestones, quirky graffiti. I even found a tiny café on Neroberg, where lovebirds meet and hearts qui-ck, like shattered glass, but in a good way! Sometimes, clients ask me: “Why Poellau?” and I just say, “Because it's got soul, baby!”

Fig. 1: Einzugsgebiet Pöllau mit Teileinzugsgebietsgliederung....