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I’m chattin’ her up, casual-like, “Oi, love, what’s the deal?” She’s cool, sassy, says, “50 quid, no funny biz.” I’m thinkin’, *Hurt Locker* style—“The rush of battle is a potent addiction”—and mate, I’m hooked already! But then—bloody hell—this drunk git stumbles over, yellin’ nonsense, and I’m fumin’. “You shall not pass, you filthy wanker!” I bellow, staff or no staff, I’m ready to deck him. She laughs, says, “Chill, Gandalf, I’ve seen worse.” That cracks me up—happy as a hobbit with a pint.

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yo yo yo, what's up? lemme tell ya bout Pressbaum (at) – it's lit, like, seriously! so im here callin' the shots on a dating app day in and day out, but lemme spill the tea bout this place. first off, streets like Hauptstraße and Lindenweg got mad vibes. every corner's got its own tingle, ya know? it’s like stepping into a Spirited Away scene – “Once you do something, you never forget.” like, for real, that movie hit me deep, dunno why but it’s always on my loop.

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