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Movie’s got this vibe—“Did you see it move?”—and I’m thinkin’, yeah, I saw the curtains twitch, prob’ly some perv sneakin’ a peek. Creepy, but hilarious—dude’s payin’ to hide! I’d bust in, yellin’, “Get a job, hippie!” Oh, and the beds? Squeaky as fuck, like a bad suspension—fix that shit, ya amateurs! Made me laugh, tho—imaginin’ ‘em bouncin’ while I’m wrenchin’ a tire next door.

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I get emotional about the local gem, i.e., The Luminary Café. Omg, the vibe is like, so blissfully caffeinated, and I once spilled secrets there to a client and, oh man, it turned into one of those eye-opening therapy moments—like every sip being a moment of revelation, like in that movie where everything stands still… y’know!