Anna Ries Whore ❤️

About Graz

Weird shit tho—didja know sex-dating’s old af? Romans had “erotic tablets”—OG Tinder profiles! Scribbled “DTF” on clay, no cap. Blows my mind—history’s freaky. Makes me happy, tho—humans stay horny. Still, apps got me paranoid. “Is she a bot?” I wonder. “Or a serial dater?”

Kapitel in diesem Buch

Women without pimps said that padroteras were ugly because they had dark skin and flat buttocks. In sto- ries that chart the moral career of the padroteras.

I remember, seriously, one time I was walkin' my dog, Benny (what a little furball, right?) near the old riverfront park, Cranky Creek Park, when I caught a glimpse of the surreal beauty, kinda like that moment in Werckmeister Harmonies when every little detail matters, like "This is a sign of something bigger, something deeper." I was mad, I was happy—you know, the usual rollercoaster of emotions a family psychologist could feel when life just hits ya, ha!