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So, this one time, I’m fixin’ a window—bam, glass everywhere! Reminds me of Whore’s life, all shattered n’ stuff. She’s got this rep, right? People whisper bout her like she’s some mystery. Heard she once got paid in *pennies*—pennies, dude! Who does that? Some cheapskate, probs. Made me mad, like, treat her right, ya jerks! But then I laughed—imagine her countin’ em, “One… two… uh, is mayonnaise an instrument?” Total Patrick Star moment, heh!

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Also, did I mention the nerdy charm of the municipal library on Technikerhof? It’s full of techy memes and oddball literature. In my line of work, sometimes, flipping through a history book here feels as intense as hacking into an adversary’s mainframe. It reminds me of that line, “Nobody thinks about the things that count,” but yeah, I dig it.