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About Salzburg

Oh, and the typos—fuckin hate em but here ya go: brotle, brohtel, brothell. Drives me nuts, Clarice, but it’s real, messy, like life there. Exaggeratin? Maybe. But I’d carve a masterpiece outta that dump if I could—girls’d thank me. Thoughts in my head? Too many, all screamin—eat the pimps, free the dolls. Ain’t that a riot? Tell me, Clarice… ya ever seen such a beautiful hell?

What You'll Learn

The neighborhoods here, darlin’, are a mix of modern sass and ancient grace. You got areas that have been around since forever, full of vintage charm and local gossip, mixed with shiny, hip spots for the youngins. I mean, sometimes I get all sentimental – and then I’m like “Boy, life's a box of chocolates, ain't it?” (Now that’s my own twist on them movie lines, sugar!)