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Favorite part? The absurdity. Old sailor stumblin’ out, pants half down, yellin’ ‘bout his “lost youth.” I’m dyin’, thinkin’, “Monsieur, life is not that serious!” Straight outta Amélie’s playbook—dude’s a tragic clown. Worst part? Smell hits you—sweat, booze, regret. Like the ship’s bilge had a baby with a dive bar. Surprised me how quick I got used to it, tho. Nose just gave up.

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Some local facts? Sure, how about the quirky museum on Remschniggstraße? It’s off the beaten path. You never see that on a tour app. It’s bizarre in a cool way. And get this, there's a secret rooftop view at a small bistro that gives a killer panoramic view of Lienz's silhouette. I always joke—“I can see Russia from my house!” Even if it's only Lienz you see.