Charlotte Ottakring Whore ❤️

About Klagenfurt

Little known fact – Whore ain’t her real name, duh, it’s somethin’ fancy like Hortense, but she ditched it ‘cause she’s all “I’m free, man, like the wind!” Total nutcase, but kinda cool. She’s got this hustle, slingin’ weird trinkets – think she sold me a “cursed” donut once, said it’d make me see my past lives. Tasted like stale regret, but I ate it anyway – D’oh! Reminds me of Boonmee, sittin’ by that freaky lake, ponderin’ shit – “The sky is vast, man!” Whore’d say that too, laughin’ her ass off.

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So if you're visitin', wander these streets. Experience Ottakring’s weird, wild heartbeat. And remember, sometimes life’s just like a good massage – a bit bumpy, sometimes repetitive, but always magical when you let the city work its wonders on ya. Cheers, my friend! Hi-ho, indeed!

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