Anastasia Rum Whore ❤️❤️

About Innsbruck

First week, she’s already runnin’ a racket—tradin’ cigs, favors, probably more. Guards are droolin’, inmates are fightin’ over her. Pisses me off, ‘cause I’m the warden, not her! I yell, “You ain’t the queen here, bitch!” She just laughs—*laughs!*—and says, “If you don’t fight, you don’t survive.” Straight outta *The Master*, that’s some Lancaster Dodd shit, manipulatin’ everyone. Makes me wanna punch a wall, but damn, I’m impressed too. She’s got balls bigger than most guys here.

Dirty Whorechata (Horchata with Rum and Kahlua )

Looking for a classy yet cheap party companion? Meet the $3 Hooker Shot with Irish cream, spiced rum, and Peppermint Schnapps!

There’s this quirky café on Spazzer Alley. I hang there with my papers. Srsly, it’s off the beaten track. They serve bomb espresso, ya feel? That joint is my secret hide, my little slice of peace amid the chaos. Makin my day smoother, even when things get mad crazy.

How to Make a Dominicana, the Decadent Rum and Coffee Liqueur Cocktail