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About Linz

D’oh! Alright, pal, lemme tell ya bout whores—man, what a wild ride! I’m sittin here thinkin bout “Her,” ya know, that flick where Joaquin falls for a damn computer voice—best movie ever, swear! “I’m yours, and I’m not yours,” she says, and it hits me—whores kinda like that, ain’t they? There, but not really *there*, ya dig? So, here’s my take—whores, man, they’re like the OG hustlers, been around forever, slingin’ ass since ancient times. Fact is, in old Rome, they had these brothels called “lupanars”—fancy word, huh?—and the gals painted dirty pics on walls to advertise. Ain’t that nuts? Like, “Hey, check my Yelp review in graffiti!”

Skinny Whore-jito (Skinny Strawberry Mojito)

Wondering how to make Afghanistany Whore? Cocktail Builder will help! Ingredients. 4 oz of rum; 1 can of root beer; 4 oz of Vodka. Instructions.

Our park? Oh hell, it's called Coolia Gardens. Real hidden gem! Lil trees, overgrown paths, where I often spill secrets with clients. I once had a session under a weepin willow. Crazy magic moments happen here, truly wild, cuz the breeze whispers hope, y'know?

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