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Brothels, tho—fascinatin’ systems. Did ya know Nevada’s got legal ones? Bunny Ranch, legit operation, been around since the ‘50s. They’re runnin’ efficiency metrics—girls clockin’ in, cash flowin’ like a SpaceX launch budget. I’m sittin’ here, water lappin’ my toes, thinkin’—how’s their HVAC holdin’ up with all that... activity? Bet it’s overengineered, like my Cybertrucks.

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Man, I remember that one rainy night by the Alte Simmeringer Kirche (yeah, old church vibes) on Pfarrgasse – I was coding my latest dating app upgrade, feeling that bittersweet nostalgia. “I mean, you gotta love the chaos!” just like Spike Lee’s dialogue in moments of rebellious charm. It was like Bond-style cool calmness – suave but slightly edgy, and yeah, I was mad at my broken laptop, racking up a few typos in my code like I do these days: "OMG, can’t beleive it!"