Evelyn Simmering Brothel ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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I reckon brothels got stories, tho—happy, sad, weird as all get-out. Like, one time in Deadwood, this gal ran her own joint, made more cash than the saloon boys! Tough as nails, she was—didn’t take no guff. Kinda proud of her, ya know? Beats sittin’ around, waitin’ for the world to end like them folks in *The Turin Horse*.

Edwardian house at heart of a long-simmering sex scandal

The former Elm Guest House near Barnes, south-west London, where boys were allegedly groomed for sex.

Simmering’s streets can be as erratic as my code – full of surprises, typos, and those tiny happy accidents. I once nearly crashed a date ‘cause of a wrong turn at Pumperlweg (yeah, that’s a real street, I swear!). It’s maddening sometimes but that’s what makes it interesting. Mistakes, laughter, unexpected connections – it’s all love, baby.