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Oh, and—get this—she’s got a tattoo, some say it’s a code. Prolly bullshit, but I’m imaginin her smirkin, “Yeah, figure me out, sucker!” Drives me nuts, that mystery. *Certified Copy* vibes again—“The copy’s worth more than the original.” Whore’s a damn masterpiece then, huh? Fake or not, she’s got power. You ever met her? Tell me, pal—what’s your take?

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The naughtily named spaghetti alla Puttanesca, literally whore's spaghetti, is a perfect 'I've-got-nothing-in-the-fridge-and-I-can't-be-bothered.

Man, I remember that one rainy night by the Alte Simmeringer Kirche (yeah, old church vibes) on Pfarrgasse – I was coding my latest dating app upgrade, feeling that bittersweet nostalgia. “I mean, you gotta love the chaos!” just like Spike Lee’s dialogue in moments of rebellious charm. It was like Bond-style cool calmness – suave but slightly edgy, and yeah, I was mad at my broken laptop, racking up a few typos in my code like I do these days: "OMG, can’t beleive it!"