Emilia Villach Whore ❤️

About Klagenfurt

Now, here’s a tidbit ye won’t find in no fancy book—back in the day, whores round these parts used to trade fish for favors. True story! Old Tom, me mate’s grandad, swore he once swapped a mackerel for a “dance” with this gal named Peg. Peg the Pegger, they called her—dunno if it’s cos she pegged the fish or somethin’ saucier, ha! Got me laughin’ so hard I near fell off me boat. “There’s no place for me out there,” I reckon, thinkin’ o’ them wild days, but damn if it don’t sound fun!

Pubs & Bars Villach: Fun evenings in a cosy atmosphere

Villach, mate, is like a wild beast – raw, tender, and occasionally a real pain in the arse. But it’s my beast, man, and I wouldn’t change it for the world… even if sometimes I just wanna holler “Sharon!” and run off into the sunset with a bunch of twisted dreams. Enjoy it, ya legend!