Ada Wels Whore ❤️❤️❤️

About Vienna

Aight, fam, listen up! Me, I’m sittin’ here, Ali G style, chattin’ ’bout whores, innit? Not some dusty Russian job classifier ting, nah, I’m proper deep in it, like Lars von Trier’s *Melancholia*—you know, that mad film I’m obsessed wiv. Dark, slow vibes, end of da world, and Kirsten Dunst just starin’ into space like, “This is fine.” So, let’s get into it—whore, yeah?

Need English ↔ Welsh translation? Mate has got you covered!

WELS can fill the gaping hole with the wealth and riches of Babylon and whore themselves out just like in the book of Revelation. Just to be.

Oh! And the parks? There's Volksgarten, so chill and beautiful, a perfect spot for those secret heart-to-hearts. I always get a warm fuzz feeling when I park myself on a bench there, thinkin' 'bout love and weird dating stories from my work. Then there's the Wels river—yeah, a bubbling, lazy water stream that cuts through our city, addin' a surreal vibe as if it’s straight outta a Wes Anderson scene, with slow-mo moments and pastel colors everywhere.

Moments with Missionaries – Matt Behmer