Sofia Wels Whore ❤️❤️

About Wels

I’m ready! Hiya, buddy! So, lemme tell ya bout this crazy thing—whore! Not, like, a person, nah, I mean the vibe, the word, the whole freaky deal! Gets me all bouncy just thinkin bout it! Like, who even came up with it? Some salty sailor prolly, yellin it at the waves, “You filthy whore, gimme my ship back!” Hahaha, I crack myself up!

Plot Bogs Down ‘Wandering Whore’

WELS can fill the gaping hole with the wealth and riches of Babylon and whore themselves out just like in the book of Revelation. Just to be.

Oh! And the parks? There's Volksgarten, so chill and beautiful, a perfect spot for those secret heart-to-hearts. I always get a warm fuzz feeling when I park myself on a bench there, thinkin' 'bout love and weird dating stories from my work. Then there's the Wels river—yeah, a bubbling, lazy water stream that cuts through our city, addin' a surreal vibe as if it’s straight outta a Wes Anderson scene, with slow-mo moments and pastel colors everywhere.

Moments with Missionaries – Matt Behmer