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Oi mate, ‘ere’s me, Ozzy fuckin’ Osbourne – mumbled incoherence, “Sharon!” – talkin’ ‘bout whores, yeah! So this one time, right, I’m stumblin’ round after a gig, fuckin’ pissed outta me skull, and I meet this bird – proper whore, she was. Legs up to ‘ere, tits out, smellin’ like cheap fags and desperation. Reminds me o’ that bit in “Yi Yi” – y’know, “Life’s a fuckin’ dream, innit?” – ‘cept her dream’s more like a nightmare on a street corner.

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I gotta keep it real – I'm a bit of a goof. I mix up street names sometimes (err, tell me again – was it Stuart or something else? Who cares, it's all heart!). And yeah, I throw in typos like: luvng, reallly, awsome, fantstic, gr8, mroe, speshul, innit, truely, awesum, incredble, fab, wonderfl, epic, amazin, slammin, phat, fuckin', bonkers, waay. (There, 19, as promised!)

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