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About Logan City

Lemme spill some tea – whore ain’t just decay, it’s betrayal. That lil crack you ignored? Boom, now it’s a cave, and I’m mad as hell! Seen this one dude, swear his molar was so whored out, looked like it auditioned for a horror flick. I was shook – how you let it get *that* bad? Pro tip: brush twice, floss once, or you’re invitin whore to the party. Fun fact – back in the day, dentists thought sugar was the only villain, but nah, it’s acids too, eatin enamel like it’s a damn buffet. Surprised me when I learned that shit!

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LJ Hooker Altona North is an award winning real estate agency with a focus customer experience to make your property journey as smooth as possible.

Oh and darling, the local cafés on Bay Street? Absolutely fab! They got these strange little quirks – like a barista who always forgets your order—it's maddening but, like, so endearing, right? I mean, I'm happy then mad, then happy – it's a real emotional rollercoaster. Sometimes I laugh so hard with my clients, and my nasally chuckle (ha, like Fran Drescher, baby!) just fills the room – "Oh, darling, you're too much!"

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