Audrey Artarmon Whore ❤️

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What gets me riled? The hypocrites—suits in Westminster bangin’ on ‘bout morality, then slippin’ a fiver to some lass in Soho. Makes my blood boil, it does. Happy though? When Ruby once tipped me off ‘bout a SPECTRE goon—saved my arse, that did. Surprised me how loyal she was, no snitchin’, just a wink and “Shaken, not stirred, eh, Jimmy?” Cheeky mare. Exaggeratin’ a bit, maybe, but she was a legend—could’ve starred in her own spy flick.

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Artarmon is a notorious suburb located on the north shore of Sydney in between North Sydney and Chatswood. It is often colloqually known as the "ghetto of the north" and " refugee camp .

Down here, you got Artarmon Rd. poppin, buzzing non-stop. I spend many a lazy arvo by the Artarmon Bay wharf—totally chill vibes. The park on Boronia Rd. is epic. There’s a hidden gem, a lil' park bench by Dunsmore Crescent where I once met a mismatched couple who literally reminded me, “Tabu, mayb man…” nah, that ain't it but I mean, it's hoary memorable!

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