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About Newcastle

So, this one time, right, heard a yarn—some geezer in Amsterdam’s red-light district, 1800s, paid in chickens! Actual cluckers for a shag! Mental, eh? Shows ya, brothel’s been bonkers forever. Makes me chuffed, like, history’s got my back. But then—argh!—this punter’s haggling like it’s a bloody car boot sale. Winds me up, mate! ‘You don’t barter at Tesco, do ya?!’ I’m fuming, but gotta keep it profesh—‘Customer’s always king,’ yeah?

Welcome to Tiffany's Girls

Our Sydney brothel has been established for over 45 years and, located just minutes from the CBD, Australia's famous Gateway Club is the premier legal brothel.

My life in Balmain be full, err, totally erratic; sometimes joyful, sometimes mad—like a soliloquy of a battered bard! The ivy-clad walls of houses, the faded prints on cobblestones, all murmur secrets of times past and futures hoped for. "Life, in its myriad splendors, doth unfold like a grand epic," I mutter, kinda channeling the spirit of "Yi Yi," reminding me that "The past is a prologue" (or somethin' like that, LOL).

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