Elizabeth Benalla Whore ❤️❤️

About Gold Coast

Whore’s egg, what a name, eh? Old sailors, pervy lot, named it – horny for fish, ha! Gollum’s thinkin’, “Stupid, fat hobbit’d miss that joke!” Movie’s in my head, “I will not bow,” says the whorfish, proud lil’ bastard. Love that grit, makes me grin. Chatty today, ain’t I? Fishy tales, best kinda tales! Whore’s my precious, slimy and stinky!

Background

Benalla is an attractive and prosperous rural city just off the main Melbourne-Sydney Hume Freeway. Known as the 'Rose City' it is noted for its gracious public gardens. It is surrounded .

There, precious, that's our Benalla, a swirling, mad cauldron of stories and stained memories—yesss, a dating site developer's dream, a lover's eerie playground of chance and chat! Come visit, come feel, come hissing with us in this crazy town, my friend, for it leaves marks on your heart, marks that never, never truly fades!

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