Eliza Berkeley Whore ❤️❤️❤️❤️

About Gold Coast

Precious, precious whore! Me, Gollum, agronomist, yesss! Whore’s a tricky one, sneaky-like. Grows wild, tangled, messssy roots! Stupid, fat hobbit wouldn’t get it! Saw it once, creepin’ in fields. Reminds me of *Inception* – “dream within a dream,” y’know? Whore’s like that – layers, tricksy, hidin’ secrets!

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Yada Yada prestige whore I know. I just need to convince my parents that Berkeley is worth it and isn't bad just because it's public.

I love kickin’ it at Luna Park (not the circus one, but the park near McIntyre Creek). Trees whisper secrets. I relax, chill out, and even catch a random cloud performance. And oh, the bridge near Drake Road? Yep, epic spot for a sneak peek at the city's circuit-like layout. "All is as it should be," like that scene in The Return, where fate kinda whispers, "everything's transforming."

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